Hi, my name is Napkin
I get picked up and put down.
When I get used, I get thrown to the ground.
I am abused! Filth on my corners
Only ones who want me are dirty hoarders.

Hi, my name is Napkin.No more snot! No more spittle!
I’m about to quit-le!
I’m a used paper towel
Filled with crumbs, crust, and bowel